Taxes, aka Freedom Leaves or Stipends to the King, are your biggest expenditures. PERIOD. Taxes are the biggest expense during your lifeftime, exceeding the cost of your home, the alimony and child support payments, and the money you gamble at the Casinos.
Taxes come in many shapes or forms and at various times in your life cycle.
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living - new born registrations, health care, a head tax! income - a fee to the King to have the right to keep the money left over, and go home to bed. air conditioning - a you're way cool tax. sales - a tax paid cause the merchant doesn't always split with the King tax. Also know as the FST, the PST, the RST, the GST, and the HST. property - giving to the King the annual increases in your real estate value, yes increases cause the King is always right. user fees - a fee for the Kings men to look over your day to day actions, a Goodfella fee! hospitality - a welcome bonjour howdy let me sleep on it kinda tax. import - a No Way! you paid too cheap for the stuff you're bringing in tax. customs - a lets see what you got tax. airport - a your too rich to fly tax. liquor - a your too drunk to understand tax. tobacco - a dont you worry, your gonna die anyway tax. pot - a young persons tax cause they dont have income or a job to pay the other taxes. land - a welcome tax on becoming a person of property. pleasure - a "You still have money left over after all my hits on ya?" tax. estate - a tax on "what you got left that the king cant get no more" tax. terminal - a final one for the road kinda tax. | | |
So make your life easier, and your partner happy.
Pay the Kings ramson and live free!. Taxes are like peanut butter, they stick to your gut after you swallow. | |
